He followed his firearm and began a slow crawl toward the living room. He made out a shadow just a slight bit darker than the rest of the room. "Assho...e, I have ten reasons why you had better sing out right now. I'll give you one chance then I shoot. Speak." Damn," a voice muttered. Jack saw a second shadow sneak its way toward him. He fired once. A body fell to the floor. The first shadow dove through a closed window and landed outside amidst a shower of broken glass."Jack, what's happening?". He was determined to get as much of this introduced to their lovemaking as possible. "Sounds good," Jill replied, "I can't wait!"Ted was a man with a plan. He had shopped at an "Adult Boutique" in another town, and stashed his "toys" in a box under the bed. Come Saturday night, he planned to get Jill a little drunk and see what he could get away with. Who knows?, he thought, maybe Jill might even get into it.Saturday night came, and Ted took extra effort to make the night nice. Dinner was great. “You dunt min’ if I sleep hur?” My words were drunken but she understood.“Nah darlin, come lay next to mommy”I laid on my back as did she. Her warm body felt good next to mine, she didn’t say anything but I could hear her breathing hard. All of a sudden she laid on her side and her backed faced me. I didn’t understand but I did the same. She was asleep but her legs played with mine, unable to keep myself, I started playing with myself under the covers. I was drunk and unable to hide it well,. As she proudly told me later 100 crunches a day on the boobs with the thighmaster and a 100 on the legs.As tears slowly ran down her cheeks she put down her purse and started to reach behind her to unbutton the fitted wool dress she had on.I walked over and sat in an easy chair as she struggled to control herself. Her chin was actually quivering as she finally got hr buttons undone and started to pull the dress over her head."Whoa, stop, I want to see what you look like with the dress at your.