“Yeah,” I admitted, trying to stumble through comeback, “I don’t think the hot water heater had to kick on once this past year, “ I said loo...ing at Erika and smiling.“Well, I just want you guys to feel free to use as much hot water as you need while you’re staying with us,” Dad implored, carrying the joke. “Heck, you guys are even welcome to enjoy our new jacuzzi. You’ll have to show it to them after dinner, Mable. It almost takes a degree in rocket science to get it going, though. So many. Maine kaha meri chudakkad kutiya chuddo rani yeh bandook kyon dikhaati hoo mere kooo tumhari burr mai mai apna lauda pelene ko tayyar hoo bas tum ise haata koo aur usne revolvor wapis sirahne rakh liya maine uski gaand kee neec he do takiya lagai aur soch liyaa ki is bhuoki police wali kutiya ki bur ke bure haal karoongaa aur bina mauka diye iski mast kunwari gaand bhi fadoongaa maine bhabi ki.Doono taangey failyaa uski bur meri fingring se fail gay thi fir bhi itni nahi faili thi ki mera 3.5. " Okay, do you need me to do anything special?" I asked. I surprisedmyself at how totally immersed I was in my new position. I really wasbeginning to think of myself more and more as a servant."Not really. We'll be fine. But thanks for asking."I wasn't that happy but again I found myself with little choice in thedecision. It wasn't like Judy was asking my permission. Even worse,Tom would be taking my place at dinner with my sister-in-law andbrother-in-law. How embarrassing will that be? . Man or woman? Something of both? A middle-aged couple, awaiting thelift, look curiously at me. What do they see? Girl or boy? I almost wantto look over my shoulder to see if they might be smiling at somebodybehind."Morning," says the man. Now I squint over my shoulder, bite my lips. Asfar as I can tell nobody is there. Hair slithers before my left eye, Ipush it back brutally - like swatting at a wasp."My old corps," he says, nodding to the bright, identification flashesat my upper sleeves. His.