At one point he said it would be effective if we made the offer with the correct wording in front of friends or business associates of my parents. It ...ould put Dad on the defensive again, while appearing to be a sincere attempt to bring us all closer.Nobody would be fooled, but it would be difficult to turn us down.The strangest situation surrounded my wedding.I discussed plans with my Mother. We talked about family. We talked about my Father's business contacts and some of the things we could. She: He has made up his mind.Me: Well seems no one can help you.She: Have you kissed anyone ?Me: yeah. I have kissed my ex.She: Ewww. Dirty.Me: oh cmon. Don’t judge something you haven’t tried.She: What all things have you tried ?Me: Lets not discuss that.She: Vike Say…Me: Everything apart from sex.She: God! you look so innocent but you are such a surprise.Me: I am not a pornstar. Normal people do this.She: you can’t be a pornstar.Me: what do you mean ?She: they have so much experience and have. He tries to fuck me at least five times a week.” I heard the car horn.I ran downstairs, closed and locked the front door and headed for the car. My son was already in the driver seat. I sat down on his friends lap and swung my legs into the car. I looked down and notice my dress barely covered my thighs. It rode up pretty high. Mike was wearing baggy shorts and a t-shirt. I closed the car door.I was glad I was wearing this dress. I could feel the back of my bare legs on my son’s friends legs.. "Did you get into the opera?" she asked. "You weren't as active in my pussy as you usually are," she said. "I'm probably just tired, but I'll make up for it during the second act," I said.Just then the woman who sat next to me came to the bar, alone, picked up my drink and drank it in a couple of gulps. When we were back in our seats my wife whispered, " did the woman sitting next to you, drink your drink?" "She must have thought it was hers," I said. When the lights went down my wife.