I love being married, it's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.12. I am a nobody and nobody is perfec..., therefore, I am perfect.13. Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.14. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America???15. Having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.16. Why is it that most nudists are people. ”The typical noise of a restaurant kitchen died as the cooks and dishwasher noticed what was going on. Curious cooks crowded around the pair hoping to discover why the cashier was in the kitchen crying her eyes out. Outside of whispered comments to each other, all other noise disappeared.The cashier clung to Ed for dear life, sobbing emotionally. Her entire life had passed before her eyes and, considering what little of it there had been, she was underwhelmed. Putting his arms around her, he. Just come down whenyou've finished and we can take the shoes back'.------About 30 minutes later, Sophie heard Mike coming down the stairs. Shenoticed that he seemed to be coming down slower than he normally onebut quickly realised why when she heard the characteristic "click-clack" of high heels on the hard hall floor."So, what do you think? Do I make a good woman?"Sophie scanned her now feminised husband standing in front of her. Thered dress he had selected was simple, yet feminine, hanging. It was a truly refreshing experience to work with guys rather than bitchy women. The only bitch in the office was her!However, she was so much hornier than she used to be. Maybe it was looking at all those fine male butts all day long; who knew? What Summer did know was her husband was getting luckier since she started working there. Not that he dipped out in the sex stakes before but it was worse now! The running joke with them was that most guys only get sex on birthdays, anniversaries and.