Square TesticlesThis is a joke that is supposed to bring you the luck of the Irish.An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one morning ...ith a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted. Easily, oh so easily, I put my arms around yourwaist, and you put your arms around my neck. Gently, hesitantly, we kiss. Softly your lips press against mine, soft, smooth, warm, alive. We kiss and kiss again, and a sigh escapes your lungs between kisses. Your arms tighten about my neck as I hold you ever tighter in my embrace, my arms slowly massaging your back. We’re very close, and your pelvis rocks forward, meeting my own. For the first time, our mouths open and my tongue meets yours, both. She went by Nali because she told me that whenever I heard someone call her by name, I repeated, 'Nali' over and over.Mom told me about my father who had made some films that we were still getting money from, but that what we had mostly came from what he had inherited from his father. I knew we had money because mom never said no if I asked for some, and she would go to an expensive spa every week and get this treatment or that from someone named Janice. After our talk, I began having 'The. 00 pm, naku marala anuradhanu dengalani undi ippude, kochem dooram vachintaruva naa car pakkaki api, annu, naaa ranku munda ninnu inkoka sari dengali undi ani, kudaradu andhi enduku annnau naaa pooooku vachindi ina room leduga ani mudduga chepindi, roooom vunte okay na annanu, ika naa pooooooku vahcipotundi, maa ayanaku anumanam vstunidi andhi. Ippudu pooooooku kadu nee back nunchi dengalani annnau na car lone degutanu annnanu, anuradha okay andhi. Darilo naa carni pakkaki ponichi ( kali.