”I pretended not to know what she was talking about. “What party?”She gave me a look that was meant to say, You can never fool me, Dad, I know y...u too well. I smiled at her and ruffled her hair. Silken and smooth, it was jet-black and the envy of the hairdressers at the corner of our locality.”I mean my birthday party – I know you have been planning one – you always do – and as much as I really appreciate it, I don’t want to spend the last birthday in my teens with a bunch of giggling idiots. As long as I didnt over do it too much with the beer.I overdid it too much with the beer.Well I got home around midnight, much the worse for wear. But still not a great disaster, a good night sleep and I could still be up at 8 or 9 and square the place up in a couple of hours. Airlines arent known for punctuality so It might be mid afternoon before my wife got home anyway. I dont suffer from hangovers much if I stick to beer, so I would be fine on that account.I went to my bed, but still. "I nodded, but she yanked me up with her again. "Well, Nia can get super jealous, but why don't you come back to my place after we're done here?" she asked, taking my pecker in her hands."You want to see me even though I'm Brian's BFF?" Yes, I'm the single one between Nia and me." Okay, I'm game." But you want to cheat on me, though, lady?" Nia asked."Hey, you're cheating on Pete, remember?" Yeah, but I thought we had a thing." And you didn't want to fuck again, remember?" Point taken, but you. Sometimes I wish I was a chimpanzee, swinging high in the trees deep in the foilage of the humid jungle. Air so heavy breath is barely obtainable. But there I would be swinging hand over hand, grabbing each vine like I was Tarzan of the jungle. All the colors are so vibrant as I pass the endless tropical rain forest plants and animals. My keen ears listening to the screeches from the toucan and spider monkeys as they begin stirring up the daily games. My arms strong as they grip the slimy vines.