How can you not know what jerking off is? Almost every guy does it. Do you? I asked. Of course! Can you show me what it is then? I asked. My brother w...s about to say something but stopped. I could tell he was thinking to himself and after a couple seconds he walked up to the window and closed the make-shift curtain. He did the same to the other side and put a crate over the ladder entrance. Yeah I can show you, he said, but you cant tell anyone. I dont want people to think Im gay or anything.. Especially in large cities, ER staff have seen it all. Nevertheless, they do remember the especially creative things, which often involve the use of things in ways for which they were not designed, in body orifices not intended for metal, glass, and plastic.About 2AM one night, I was awakened by a call from a good friend, my first wife’s second ex-husband. He’s straight, and not especially kinky. After the divorce, though, he was lonely. He had gotten a job that he really enjoyed, as assistant. "So what really happened?" he asked.The room, tiny as it was, seemed tinier with the six guys in it. Rob lay on his bunk, staring at the bottom of Brandon's bunk. Brandon and Bert sat in their desk chairs, and Chuck sprawled in the third one. Fred squatted on floor, his legs crossed Indian style, while Arnold leaned against Rob's desk. It was an informal council of friends."Yeah, Brandon," Arnold chimed in. "What gives?Brandon clenched his jaw. "Nothing." He turned back to his desk, trying to. They're particularly not happy that you used the women to back you up and not them." I'm getting tired of that," I said in a low voice, echoing both my fatigue and my resentment. "I'm beginning to think that I made a mistake coming here." You didn't," Ben responded in turn, his own voice tired, "and there are a few of us that are happy that you did, however most of these guys don't come from our background and they see things differently than we do. They just don't see what you're trying to.