In all, we talked and laughed all evening and then said our goodbyes. It would be an early morning.Goodbye, dear friendPeople started arriving at my a...artment at eight o’clock Sunday morning, New Year’s Eve. Teresia and Cali shared a cab from downtown and seemed like they were becoming fast friends. Teresia had heard Dag mention Cali on numerous occasions. I wondered why he’d never told me about her.Dag’s high school girlfriend, Rhonda—the one who painted the seascape he loved—showed up just a. "Then the strange things started happening. She moved her finger on thescreen, but not like she was switching from picture to picture, morelike she was drawing something, and then she blew on my phone and Istarted to feel funny, like the air I was breathing was full of fumes.But I didn't smell anything."Do you smell someth-" I cut myself off. She was taking a camera out ofher purse. I felt my heart rate rise at the sight of it. "Are yougoing to take my picture?" Yeah, I figure it's only. After, we sat in the dark and talked about other sex scenes from movies we liked. I could tell something else was on his mind. But I spoke first."Dude, I'm kind of bored, can I use your laptop?" Yeah go 'head," he said.After checking Facebook and a couple other regular sites I visit, and feeling sort of brave since our IM discussion, [I’m sure the beer helped as well] I took a deep breath and logged onto a porn site using a password another friend of mine shared with me and started browsing. When you give someone a facial for the first time ever, he or she will see you as a man willing to do that same degrading sex act to you and who also had the balls to actually do it and most of the time it was his idea and not yours and he had to ask you first. And you might also think he's an asshole because of it.I was with my ex-wife for 22 years, and my longest relationship with a girlfriend was almost 8 years. And not one load of jizz ever landed on either of their faces. Neither one.