‘Dad what are you doing home?’ Donny yelled. Dad was lying on the couch with a blanket over him and he stared at the TV. ‘I was sent home becau...e the closed the plant today.’ He said. ‘Donny and I were just about to play the game after we came home from class.’ I say. ‘You guys have the game all day and night, let me just relax a little and enjoy the game for a while.’ he said. ‘But Dad…’ I stopped Donny from speaking and pointed him out of the room. Donny was pissed but I already had. “Oh, my old roomie was a fan of hers, he is the one that told me she went by Holly Wood. One one of them she had autographed it to her ‘Biggest fan’, so I gave them all to him. He loved it.”We were all laughing now. There was a buzzer in the kitchen, and Jan got up and said the lasagna was done. Keith put Crystal in her chair, and I poured us each a glass of wine. The conversation moved on to other things, and both of them were very happy. And as it was getting late I got hugs from each of. A series of rustling noises interrupted our awkward conversation. Isaac stood up immediately and grabbed hold of his gun. "Stay here," he whispered and he disappeared among the dark trail of trees. I sat and waited for a good thirty minutes. There had been no more noises for the past fifteen minutes but Isaac still hadn't made his way back. I decided to go look for him. I grabbed my torchlight and set off. I walked for a long while 'til I came to a clearing in the middle of the woods. This. Next, the teacher asks for the letters B, C, and D. and each time Little Johnny raises his hand the teacher ignores him and calls on other students. This continues until she reaches the letter U. By this time Little Johnny is almost jumping out of his seat. The teacher can’t really think of a bad word that starts with that letter. So she calls on him.“U-R-I-N-A-T-E, urinate.”The teacher rolls her eyes and says, “OK, now use it in a sentence.”Little Johnny responds, “Urinate, but if you had.