. I have no moral ground to tell you not to do this, but I do have one request of Susan.”“What’s that mom?”“Keep your brother satisfied, so ... don’t find him in my bedroom wanting to fuck his old mother!”“Oh mom, you are really pretty, but I’ve never even seen you ... naked. Don’t worry, if I show up at your door, it would be to make love—not fuck!”“He already sounds just like his father,” mom said. “And he’s hung even more.”That very night, after dinner, Susan and I walked into the master. Her tits were beautiful and her nipples were hard. She stood up and put her fingers in her waistband and removed her leggings. Her shaved cunt looked inviting. She sat down and pulled her legs up and put her feet on the edge of the couch with her legs spread. She was lightly touching herself. I stood and removed my clothes. I turned to her. After a long kiss I worked my way down stopping at her breasts. I paid attention to each one while lightly caressing her snatch.I looked at Rick. He was. What is 6.9?A great thing, ruined by a period.Then there was the couple who went to group therapy. The therapist said, “You all should know what your wife’s favorite flower is.” The husband leaned over to his wife and whispered, “Pillsbury, isn’t it?”A cop arrested a speeder and brought him to the lockup.The driver said, “But...”The cop said, “Don’t talk to me, talk to the chief when he gets in.”The driver says, “But I...”The cop says, “I’m not talking to you. Talk to the chief.”5 hours later,. He and his nurse examined me and as we were going through thenumbers I was struck. He said that I was 5'10". I said "Doctor I'm 6'."He had me get back on the scale again and adjusted the height measure."Yes. 5'10" on the button." I saw it with my own eyes. "But how...?" Istarted. The Doctor looked at me, "Jessica, when were you last measuredand by whom?" I told him that me and my sister used to get measured everyyear on our birthday by our dad. "I see. Well sometimes dad's 'fudge' alittle." We.