How much do I owe you?"Laughing at the nerve of this guy, she said, "A coke is a dollar, but this one is on the house." Here's two dollars. I'm on an ...xpense account," replied Ed. He pulled out two dollars and left it on the bar. As he started to leave the bar, he paused and said, "As I'm leaving, say in an excited voice that I just left you a dollar tip on a dollar tab. Remind them what it means to get a good tip."She smiled at him as he left the bar. As he left the bar, he could hear her make. Denny will give you a list of people and how to contact them. When they show up, give each of them fifteen of the Krugerands in the box. Tell them I apologize for not having US currency but the feds and the DA tied up my usually available cash and I won't be able to get at my other money here in town. Perhaps later, but not at the present." Honey, I never heard of a guy who would turn down gold." The writer's eyes looked at the rows of rolled coins. "My god. There's a fortune there." Yes, but. " You walk away from me at a party, go into Jake's bedroom and hours later you send him out to tell me to go home and that you will be along later and you don't think WE have a problem? The problem is supposed to be just mine?" Well it certainly isn't mine. I'm not the one who said, "Sure Jake, you can fuck my wife if you make me a vice president. That was all you Gary. I don't recall being asked for any input there. You fucking gave me to him Gary, just so you could have Simpson's job when he. Mom stood up and removed her bra, Oh my God, her tits were huge, well to me any way, her nipples were hard like erasers on a pencil and her aureoles were a dark pink. As she pushed her panties down my heart missed a beat, I just couldnt believe my mom was naked, with me and my sister Rachel, Louise asked if she should get undressed too, If you want mom told her, she was naked in seconds, Mom sat back on the bed and opened her legs a little, I didnt think my cock could have got any bigger but I.