Best you should make it a good vone!’ After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, ‘I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will alw...ys need and want me!’ ****** P O O F!******** He was turned into a tampon.THE MORAL OF THE STORY: If you’re an Arab doing business with a Jew, there’s bound to be a string attached.This one is compliments of J & B: An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in. Bev's hand was still holding mine. I squeezed it. "So, are you ready to take a hike in the woods?" I looked at her."Me?" Certainly you. I've got an idea if we go to that cave, we're going to need all the help we can get." What are you going to do about Vicky?" Mom asked me."I don't know. I don't want to take her with us. I..." I know you don't and I don't blame you. But you know if the three of you take off, whether you tell her or not where you went and why, she's going to have a tough time. "Dave, I am not made of spun glass," I whispered, "fuck me, please?"He increased his speed and the power of his thrusts, and I was moving with him, meeting every lunge, my hands clutching his back, fingernails digging in, pulling him into me, and then fireworks times ten, my head imploded as I hit the top, feeling him twitch wildly inside me as he came, and I hung on to him tightly with arms legs and pussy. wanting the moment to last an eternity.Eventually, my body relaxed, and I let him go. Mistress Maureen had some ideas that she thought my wife would be interested in. First, she wanted pictures of me when I am not erect. I also told Maureen that my wife likes me to be cleanly shaved down there. Once Mistress Maureen saw the pictures, she told me what I should do for my wife. She sent me a link to a site that sold male chastity devices. At first it sounded very scary for me, but the more I read about it, then it didn’t sound so bad. Males have a tendency to play around and cheat.