"My mom was the type of person that was never satisfied. She was always in a rush, doing this and that around the house and she was always of the thou...ht that everyone should be the same. I am pretty sure she meant to use her time efficiently but I don't really think she realized that at the end of the day, it didn't matter. Whatever she wanted done was going to get done regardless of whether it was going to get done a bit earlier or later. But that was the type of woman she was. Overall she. I just wasn’t cut out to find lost or neglected treasures which I could buy cheap and sell for a nice profit which was why I was at the auction in the first place. I had just graduated from high school and didn’t know what to do with myself. I didn’t think I was college material and at the same time I didn’t want to join the army or go out job hunting just yet. I figured I had the entire summer ahead of me before my parents started bugging me about my plans or about paying rent. I took the. "Have you seen my yearbook?" she demanded. Hestared at her blankly. "My high school yearbook?" she repeated. "Uh, no,"he said. She snorted. "Fat lot of use you are ..."Jake barely noticed her take her search elsewhere. He was too busythinking of his next purchase. But where to get them? After considerablethought, he decided to make a start at the lingerie shop. Fortunately Amy,the sales assistant he'd come to rely on, was working there the nextmorning. "Hi Jake!" she called when he entered the. A penis. A majestic, erotic, enticing, and most beautiful penis.Gently swaying back and forth as he walked. The monument ofmasculinity made manifest, directed straight at me. And that's thething, which I realized instantly. At first they were just cocks inthose magazines, and then they became interesting to me, and then Istarted to imagine myself touching one, and then kissing one, and thenof course sucking on one. But right now, right here, there was agorgeous example of one right.