.. interesting,” said Adelia Tash, the talk show host sitting beside me on the couch before her studio audience. The cameras rolled, the lights shin...ng down on us, illuminating us for the entire world to watch as the interview was streamed across the internet.“Yeah,” I said, giving a soft chuckled. “But, I wasn’t hard. Yet.” I glanced out at the studio audience, almost feeling their energetic excitement. “I think we all know what happened next.”A sultry murmur came from the audience.“It’s so. .'Must love cock'....heehee. You...Sylvia....Dot...ya all the fucking same." Your telling me you had sex with Sylvia..ok Ernie I'm going to put you forward with the psychiatric nurse when she comes next week. Your becoming quite delusional." Then turned to walk out. "Hey...fuck off...it happened...ask the cunt...she's got nipple rings...ask her....How...ya ugly fucker...where's me fucking tea?" She turned at the door and said ..."See, Ernie....your minds gone. You've drank it" Eh...have. She got on her knees and helped me work the flashing into position.“Good job,” I told her when the strip was nailed. Then I asked if she'd be interested in working with me for a couple of hours, for pay. I made her a generous offer and told her I’d give her a bonus if she “helped me get it all up.” I regretted my choice of words, but I kept a straight face, and she did too. “I could use the money,” she said. “Thanks, I'll go tell my mom where I'm going to be.” It was hard not being lecherous,. Four years to me is a passing acquaintance,” she almost whispered.“Yeah, sometimes I’m forgetting that you’re an elf,” he chuckled softly, fiddling with the straps holding his gauntlets in place. Pulling them off, he brushed Shilana’s hair out of her face so that he could see her sparkling green eyes. He added quietly, “But for a human, four years is much, much longer, and they can carry far more meaning.”For a moment, just a moment, Shilana’s hard exterior almost broke.“Must be the charming.