." he paused, searching for the right words to use in front of a stranger."To the matrimonial act?" Holmes suggested."Yes, indeed. When we come to tha... act, as you say, Mr Holmes, Victoria experiences pain beyond her ability to describe, and such is my love for her that I cannot bear to continue and punish her so." You are aware, Lord Palmerston," I stepped in to an arena where I felt somewhat more qualified than Holmes. "That a degree of pain is inevitable for most young brides, but that it is. Oops, maybe I should stop here before I say too much?" Oh hell no. Is that where you're going with this, a sex story?" I didn't intend to, but I can't hold a thought with all this hard liquor in me. Anyway, nearly thirty miles down the mountain road to a major beach and a small nude beach, there were some crossroads. We had to get down to sane speeds there and had an additional motivation. In a front yard just past the second crossroad, a beautiful young blonde with huge tits was always laying. Oh, poo! You just want to interfere with my idle fun. Don't worry, Ham, I won't let anything happen to your precious skin. After all, I can't forget that anything bad that happens to you also happens to me.OK, Honeybunch, but just don't let your mind wander too far. I am depending on you to take care of me.With a few deft farts, Honeybunch landed me on the asteroid as gently as one could imagine, so I really had nothing to complain about. Frankly, that was what I was looking for! I had her. She felt vaguely useless when Sandi, as she thought of her now, went to work. They hadn't hired any new staff, but when the three or four rooms they regularly used in the big house were clean, there wasn't much else to do. On Friday, a man, Mr. Reese, who said he was one of Bill's lawyers contacted her on the telephone. He had some papers that needed signing, he said.She walked into Mr. Reese's office and stopped dead in her tracks. Something crawling up the back of her neck told her not to.