"Michael, what are you doing?" Washing my hands," I replied, then she left. I met her back at the table. The waiter came with the check and she said s...e'd pay for her meal and 25% of mine. I protested, but she insisted. We went home and started looking for wedding planners.It was a month later, and it was the night before the wedding. My friends and family were sending me texts like crazy! Sarah too. We were staying in separate hotel rooms and she couldn't stop messaging. She kept saying she. .. and you DON'T want to do that." What she thought was hilarious was that her boyfriends always tried to bluff him. Then he'd offer to let them beat him at arm wrestling and he'd just CRUSH them. He always did. And they always acted like perfect gentlemen after that. At least when they were around him.The fact was that she never really had a boyfriend long enough for them to get much past passionate kisses and a little groping in the dark. Then she was off to another one, or just did without. Charu mummy – Namstey beta, aur kese ho tum ?Main – Main thik hoon, mummy aap yahan kese ?Charu mummy – Are kuch nhi ek new sim card lene aayi hoon. Kuch dino se mere phone unknow number se calls aa rhe hai.Main samjh gya ki ye mere calls ki baat kar rhe hai. Main – Koi baat nhi aunty, yahan meri dost ki shop hai. Aap bas mujhe apni photo aur adhar card de dijiye main aage khud kar lunga.Charu mummy – Ohh beta, tum kafi samjhdar ho thank you le lo. Main toh aise hi kafi time se tension me. He switched out the TV, to greet them at the door, but she, skipped up the metal steps lightly and eagerly, her lips like a hot wet butterfly on his, long before he could even speak, her hubby following and apologising for their late-ness as he shook hands, apparently oblivious of his wife stuck to Micky`s face. They sat, and she fussed with Barney, who he introduced as his friend and companion, quietly glad she was not allergic or anti dog as he had forgotten to mention the a****l! The next.