This southwest business is no coincidence 5. She sure as hell isn't going to stay in a hotel 6. I sure as hell don't want her to stay in a hotel 7. Th...s must mean she wants to sleep with me 8. ME?! 9. Yeah, me! 10. Oh, shit! What do I do about my housemate? 11. This is a vacation, find someplace else to go besides home 12. Open your mouth and say something before she goes away!"I have some vacation coming, too. How would you like me to show you Reno?"Once again I have a problem. Since she. He then drops his shorts and I get to see his cute smooth butt.He puts some gel on his fingers, puts the tube down on the blanket and reaches behind to get at his leg. He bends over a bit supporting himself with his other hand on the Mustang's trunk and rubs the gel on. I've been excited all day and horny as all get out. The sight of his cute ass gets me all the hotter and hornier and I figure what the hell have I got to lose, I say "here let me help."I reach for the tube and spread a liberal. There were cheers from the family. Even with the saddest of times, they had reason to be pleased.‘‘May I be the first to congratulate you and call you President Jones,” Judge Slaughter said as he reached to shake my hand.Hanna had broadcast live to her connected stations; it was carried nationwide. Vicky had hit broadcast when she set up to record. Every JBG security site worldwide had witnessed my swearing in. it would be repeated tomorrow and officiated by the Chief Justice.When I looked. All traces of her former muscle tone were gone now; her arms and legs were sheathed in a cushiony layer of pudge, her thigh gap a distant memory. Her rounded, bulging belly was visible regardless of her posture, standing out proudly from her widening frame. Even her face was a bit rounder, with the beginnings of a soft double chin evident.Long story short, my wife had unmistakably crossed the line into chubbiness. I wondered if she would change her behavior to make more of an effort to drop.