"Now, as I was saying, I was coming down to get a bowl of cereal and Not-Uncle-Daniel and Dad were talking in the kitchen. It was weird that he was he...e and I was going to go back upstairs but then I heard them talking. Get this; Mom's a total slut." I snickered. "What do you mean?" Jacob was leaning forward on the bed now, the jackass attitude washed away in interest. "I mean that Daniel has been fucking mom for years while Dad watched. They do her together a lot. I heard them talking about. I violated you, not seduced you! Please, Jo, let's just explain it to Blair together, and see if I can make it up to him somehow." Stephanie responded."Oh, I can see what you have in mind, you slut! You want to make it up to him by committing incest with him at last! Well, you're getting your wish, bitch, because we both owe him that much after what I did! If I don't go along with it, I may end up divorced from the best lover I've ever had, and it will be on both of our heads!" Joanna. “I understand what you need. I knew a guy once that just couldn’t get enough. Poor sap ended up with a divorce because he couldn’t keep it in his pants.”“What you talking about?” she asks, on the edge of denial and not understanding fully.“Yeah, his wife gave it to him enough,” Curtis continues as if not ever hearing the question. “I don’t know, maybe his wife could understand his condition if he was only fucking women. But the guy had to have both. That just sent his wife over the edge.”“I am. You DO realize that I’m not pouring full shots, don’t you?“To the United States Army!”And another round.This time Anders surveyed the table, raised his glass. “To 3Sigma Engineering and their new CEO, and may God help us all!”I stood up. “Folks, can I have your attention?”Everybody turned.“I have the distinct privilege of introducing 3Sigma’s new chief executive officer, Anders Solheim.”Applause. Just as it should be. And Alan gets to be a bit more of an engineer and a bit less of whatever it.