S. Army. Two years ago, while deployed, he lost his left arm and mangled his right hand in an explosion. His wife left him and he has been struggling ...ith finding a soul mate. He is close friends with my brother and we learned that he has not had sex in two years. He can’t even effectively masturbate. Knowing this information, coupled with my wife’s fondness for our military, she chose him.The SceneThis one took some thought. I chose this location because of my wife’s very religious background.. The Order of the Wooden Spoon:Economic Services.Banking Services.The Order of the Ebony Paddle:Goods Manufacturing.Raw material acquisition (mining).The Order of the Leather Paddle:Planetary Agriculture.Energy Production.The Order of the Breadboard:Household Services.Waste Management and RecyclingThe Order of the Riding Crop:Planetary Transportation.System Self Defense ForcesThe Order of the Tawse:Interplanetary Relations.Interplanetary Commerce.The Order of the Leather Belt:Computer. No, not that kind of wolf. What the hell type of story are you looking for?? &hellip, Fine, Ill tell the whole thing from the beginning. At least the story will finally be corrected. I woke up on Saturday around 10. I had just had an amazing dream. My boyfriend, a park ranger (No, he wasnt a huntsman, where the hell do people get this shit from?), was working not far from my home, and my dream had made me insanely horny. Lets just say it involved me bent over a stump and getting thoroughly in. This is Doctor Jensen, and my car is the bright white Mercedes, two-door, Kompressor. It was the only Kompressor on your lot when I dropped it off, and I bet it's the only one there, now ... Yes ... Can I come pick it up? ... Of great. Progress. Somebody that actually speaks English and has a brain. What do you hire there, illegal Guatemalans?" Hi. This is Doctor Jensen, and I am returning a call to ... wait just a second ... Jim R. Newbury. Is this his office? ... Yes ... Yes. I will hold ....