I mean, who could, after what happened to me?“Man, I don't think I was ever happier togo to school!”I had already thought of multiple ideas of wha... to dowith all my female classmates and all the femaleteachers, but didn't settle on one yet.“Well, I'm not there yet, so might justcontinue thinking”Just as I thought that, I turned a corner and saw a girl.She seemed about the same age as me and wasjust leaning against a wall, probably waiting for someone.Her long hair swayed a bit in the light. Her brow dampened with sweat as her arms grew heavy under the strain of creating small flowers. She dropped the soft fabric to the floor, her tired eyes gazed at the moon in a starless night. She smiled slightly when she heard her father working in the mill. She knew that her father was a good man. Her mother’s death destroyed the balance in his soul. A large tankard of ale seemed to ease his pain. He forgot his purpose in life. Eleanor was determined that her father would find his way out of. You can have 2 more.”“OK.”She ran around with the sparklers, waving them as I cleaned up all the trash in the driveway. Randy would blow a gasket if he woke up and the driveway was full of garbage from the fireworks.We all went in and I headed to bed, seeing as I had a full day coming up.The next morning, I knew Randy was going to be home for the day, so my goal was to get my run in and be gone before he noticed.Walking into the kitchen after getting ready, I knew luck was not with me today.. I had no idea how it might effect our relationship. "What I was really wondering is can you fake eating, or am I going to have a girlfriend who never eats?" I asked."The Geeks built a storage container inside my body cavity. I can pretend to eat and drink, then go the the bathroom and empty the container. If you think about it, that is pretty much what you do, only your design is not nearly so simple." she informed me using her version of the geek voice. You know, like an adult trying to.