The thing was four feet long by two feet deep by three feet tall, built to conform to the proportions required for storage in the ship's hold. I loade... it with all manner of carpentry tools, a few good kitchen tools, a heavy copper pot, two heavy kitchen knives, a tin box of good beeswax candles, both of the house fire making kits, The few coins kept by the old man, a hank of rope, a folded canvas, a felling axe and a shovel.I knew that it was much too heavy to heft, much less carry for any. Tim was in his office that Sunday afternoon. Pat asked Tim if he might drop by. Tim said he was welcome.Tim Barnes had space rented up the bay toward town, his office was a twelve wide house trailer. Behind was the Bay Shore and a clutter of worn out equipment.Pat and Tim talked for a bit then Pat mentioned the reason he was there. He told Tim he was about to buy another barge like the one he was living on and he would like Tim and his crew to re-model it like his. He would like Tim to tow it. "Well, I surf... not here - up north at Pismo," he bragged.Looking him right in the eye, I asked, "Care to 'teach' me?"His eyes perked up when I said that, and whether 'teach' was a trigger word or not, Michael smiled and made a date for Sunday, his day off.I was so glad he saw past the surfing pretense because he took me to a very secluded cove, and he didn't bring his surf board!With no need for any more pretense, I put my arms around Michael's neck and let him press his lips to mine.He. The Inflatable Love Slave features a working mouth and life-like vibrating pussy. Features a built in MP3 player pre-programmed with such lines as "Take me now Big Daddy", "I need you so bad", "That feels good", "Oh God you're so big" and 122 other lines women feed men. Comes complete with carry case, lube, French maid outfit, two wigs and a quart of cleaning solution. From American Inflatables, the first name in inflatable dolls.(The camera pans back to Peter, the host of the show.)Peter: OK,.