Passionately kissed each and every inch of her smooth ass and bit at several places gently before licking her butt hole. I spent close to 10 mins enjo...ing her buttocks. Slowly turned she on her back to see her wide, thick and juicy Cunt covered with brown hairs!!! Removed her Bra to see her small but round and soft balls. Slept on her and took her small and round balls into my mouth and started sucking the nipples. She was moaning reasonably well. She asked me to bite her nipples gently for. I want you to fuck my ass. Slam me and tear, ruin my little hole"I couldnt believe i was saying this. i wasnt gay. I had a wife and daughter. He laughed a little and said " well, you asked for it." and he let me down hard. I screamed a little as four more inches of cock breached my ass. "ooooooooooo fuck yes. come on daddy. Pound me, make me scream. Cum in my ass so hard that i can taste it. ooooooohhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaa dady. Please."He was lifting my off of him fast. His. I didn’t think anything of it, presuming that lots of gay men try women first before deciding they went the other way (so to speak) and we carried on laughing and chatting as before. As we lived in the same part of town, Arnold and I shared a cab home that night, nothing unusual in that, but his mood was a little tense. Putting my hand on his arm, I asked if everything was ok. His response was to grab my face and kiss me! I kissed him back for a brief moment before I realised what I was doing,. .." Well when I am gone and I am put in the ground,I want ye to promise me to pour that bottle over me coffin - will ye do that for me!" Aye " said Jock. "I would be mightly honoured to do that for ye"."As an extra mark of respect I would like to strain it through me kidneys first"These are compliments of RabbiRabbit and they are awful, really bad:If you would run all of these at once I would be most grateful and you can even use the jokegasm line, as awful as it may be.What's the difference.