No siree! She wants to be on top and do the movin. Now that ain’t lady-like.Even more upsettin is how she’s a likin pee. When we wuz little we use... to watch each other piss in the washtub or in the water when we wuz swimming. But now she wants to play with it. She says it’s a “fetish”.Anyway Ah finded out about this when we wuz skinny dipping a week ago like we do in the summer. We usually have a good screw and swim and then screw agin. Well after the first bangin she sez, “Ah know yer goin to. Arielle’s parents would not let her have such a friend and Belle was sent out the door by the kindly housekeeper, who patted her on the back, gave her an apple and told her to never come to the house again. Arielle, however, was not to be defeated. She decided to punish her parents for their actions and despite many scoldings and outright yelling, did not speak or look at them. However, what most worried the inhabitants of the house was that Arielle did not smile. She did not laugh. She did. One slip on the ice and no telling where you would wind up. Maybe one of these days I’ll dig out steps and explore farther, but so far, I haven’t found the time, nor had the urge.”Jeff stood looking around at the sides and quarters of meat hanging from long poles suspended between large boulders and from short poles driven into the ice walls. “Well done, Morales.”“Thank you, Mr ... uh, Jeff. This isn’t quite all of it. We keep our salted pork in another passage much closer to our living area.. I planned on spreading them on a canvas to fully dry before putting them back into a dry storage bag and hanging them from a nail. I didn't want any foraging wee little beasties to get into them.The mice had invaded my cave. The place smelled like mouse piss and the little shits were everywhere. I remembered seeing an article on how Alaskan miners caught their little camp robbers. They filled a bucket half full of water, propped up a flat stick for them to climb to the top, put a hole through.