" Really! Count me in." The plan would assist much like an affirmative action program to getyou into the school and it would probably provide a comple...e tuitionscholarship." Affirmative action? Mom we looked into this. We are too classicallyaverage. We are as white as a sheet of paper and we are a smorgasbord ofethnicity. I don't see how we would possibly qualify." Well it would require you to participate in activities of a uniqueminority group, both before you entered the school and as long as. Shoes and socks don't count. If you run out of clothes, then you can either quit or play on with other rules." Everyone agreed and they looked at their cards. My wife took 3 new cards and my uncle and my brother took none. Bill said, "All right, lay your cards down." My wife looked down and yelled, "Yes, I win with 1 pair." That looked suspicious to me as it seemed like they threw the first round to my wife for some reason. She looked right at Bill and said, "Bill, let me have that shirt!" Bill. He sits beside me on the bench. I run through my recital program. I can't help but notice as I glance down at the keys that he is wearing walking shorts and they are very tight in the crotch. I can see a significant bulge down the side of his leg that is closest to me.I play my pre-determined program and I think I have done fairly well. However, he has a few comments and suggestions to make and tells me to repeat my program taking them into account. The beginning is fairly tricky and he wants. I’ll do anything you want. Just don’t take the gifts away.” ‘This could get interesting,’ I thought. “What will you do for me if I leave them?” I asked. Hesitantly she said, “Well,, all of the boys at school try to,, um see us girls naked. If you leave everything I,, I will take off my,, my night clothes. You’ll be the first one to see me,, me um naked.” The last part she said came out as a stammer. This was definitely interesting, my last girlfriend had dumped me a week ago.Not really.