"You," he said petulantly, "apparently gave our major league partners a coronary today. Your throwing prowess has gotten them so uptight they wanted t... come home with me so they could double team you into playing for the Eagles this year."I couldn't tell if he was mad, sarcastic, pleased, or neutral. I knew what I was, though. "Mr. Bell, I'm not playing baseball this year, or any other year, for the Eagles, or any other team. Can you imagine the risk I'd put us to, if I turned up on the sports. No Ash," I said wide-eyed. How was I gonna get out of this? She shook her head as she raced to my room, to probably grab her bag and leave. "Ash I'm sorry! I was just horny," I said chasing her to my room where she stood her hands at her hips. I forced myself to look at her eyes and not those big milky breasts that I just wanted to touch so bad. "You're a lesbian?" she questioned and I nodded looking down, there was no point in hiding this any longer. "You're nasty." She spat and I didn't move.. At 8:30, I was scrubbing the bathroom when the phone rang. It wasLesley. She said that she had met a hot guy named Tyrell at the cluband was going home with him and his friend DaShawn. She said that itwasn't cheating because she wasn't lying about it. My head was swimming.My beautiful wife was going to sleep with another man! Two men,actually. I stammered my objections, but she cut me off."Look, you cheated on me. You lied for months. The least you can do islet me get some good dick. . I complimented her on the steak and she complimented me on the vegetables. I laughed and said, "I just followed your instructions. You made it good."She laughed back and said, "The green beans are good. I didn't suggest anything on them." Okay, my cooking is tolerable. Yours is great. It's the first good meal since we went on the road. Thank you." You're welcome, Arnoldo. Do we have more wine?" Yes. We have more in this bottle and I chilled two so there is another one unopened." Good. Refill.