Good morning to you, Susan and Helen. Susan, will you please go collect the three envelopes just inside the apartment door?”My elder daughter looked...mystified; even more so when she saw the three large legal envelopes on the floor. She took them back into the kitchen.“There’s one addressed to each of us. Dad, what are these, and how did they get here?”“Oh, I put them there a while ago, after the last guy left, eight of them, wasn’t it? It’s all pretty self-explanatory. You’ve been served. So. Hamara ghar aamne samne tha to wo hamare ghar aati jati rhati thi me use suni didi kahkar bulata tha mere man me uske liye khbhi koi galat vichar nhi the ham aapas me frenk baate karte the pr mene khbhi socha nhi tha ki asa v ho jayega Ab me batata hu ki kese ham dono me sex huaa.Ek din ki baat h me buaaji ke ghar tha or unke chote pote ke sath masti kr rha tha itne me suni v waha aa gai or hamare sath masti krne lagi masti karte karte me khambe ke piche chup gya to wo v mere piche chupne aa. "Heather nodded at Cecil and Cecilia. "Your presence would be ... awkward. Plus, you two had never met my mother."Cecil nodded. This was just like most of her trips. "Don't worry, Mistress. We'll hold down the fort." That leaves you, Katie. Do you want to go with me."Katie considered for a minute the most tactful way to decline. "I'd love to, Mom. But I've got mid-term exams coming up, and I'd miss three judo classes I'm teaching."The first excuse was bullshit, and Heather knew it. Midterms. Alicia's mother threw a medium sized onion to her, he heard her catch it in her hand. "It always amuses me that they deny the reality of the situation." Alicia's mother smiled at him, her teeth looked disturbingly white and sharp like those of a predator. "You're bald, hairless, did you notice your toe and fingernails had dissolved as you marinated in the tub? Alicia has rubbed spices thoroughly into the pores of your body, she's stuffed stuffing mix up your as and will now plug your anus with.