.."Curtain Rods" aka "Best Divorce Story Ever"She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she ...ad the movers come and collect her things.On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten. I paid enough for the place and he walked away with a big commission." Everything is probably all right then. What are you going to do after you get your house built?" There is a soapstone mine on the far side of the lot. I'm going to mine it out and carve it. Big selling point by mining my own material and carving it and then selling the finished product. Neat, huh?" Umm, I guess. Before we go any further with this conversation, would you tell me your name?" Sure, but you can't laugh. It's. I am Rajiv 22yrs old from delhi, my mom's name Lata 42 yrs old divorced working as a corporate executive. She and my dad seperated when I was 10yrs old, since then she has had many linkups with different men and why not she is so attractive and beautiful, but none of them went well for her. My mom has a little aggresive attitude (but not with me) and is very free and independent, she hates to be controlled and men usually like to take charge of there wives or girlfriend.I havent seen her with. I needed a way out of this, and quick.Especially before he discovered that my vagina had shrunk to only one inch."Damn Becks, you look amazing," this I took as foreplay. The fact he said it to my boobs made it all the more romantic. "Come on," he gestured to the bed."I have to go," I managed. Where I had to go I had no idea."You're just going for a work out. Damn it, I think you just schedule these gym sessions to piss me off." He paused, and the grin returned. "I could give you a work out.".