As I entered the kitchen my Mother-in-law was standing at the table taking a drink from a wine glass. We made eye contact and I noticed she appeared t... be on her third or fourth glass of wine. I placed the food on the table and said hello. Joyce set her wine glass on the table and stepped toward me. I was expecting a short kiss and hug but this was not to be. She placed one hand behind my head. The other was firmly planted on my ass. She pulled me toward her and when our lips met I felt her. Onto the floor!" Is that true, boys?" Sister Juliet is looking straight into my eyes."Well, it wasn't our fault," I start to say. And Eddie pipes up, "Fr. Pascalitis..." Whatever he was going to say ends in a strangled "Eerrp" as Sister Margaret gives him another tweak."Of course it's true," she shouts. "And they'll pay for their sins, these heathens. They are going to clean the floor on their hands and knees, getting every drop of our Saviour's blood off that marble and then scrubbing it to a. Wow, were was she going I asked myself.“Why are you sitting all the way over there?” she asked, looking at me with those big eyes of hers.“Why are YOU sitting all the way over there?” I asked with a complicated look on my face.I turned and looked at the TV set for the first time since I entered the room and was surprised to see that the blue movie channel was on. I jutted my head back in disbelief and looked at my sister again, she looked at me and broke into a silent laughter, slapping her. She wasn't going to let me make her wait."Okay--now it's my turn to confess--Judy wrote to me. I knew all along what you guys were planning! She told me you had been friends from grade school." She WROTE to you? On EEE-male? But... how did she know your eye-DEE? And why did she lie about us being friends when we were kids?" Well, you gave her my address when you sent her one of my stories!" I did NOT!" You forgot to delete it from underneath the titles. You stripped the message header, but she.