Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively...hammered.An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph.The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.A dyslexic walks into a bra.A verb walks into a bar,. She’s been teasing you, so I wanted to tease back.”“Isn’t that every guy’s fantasy, though?”“Yes, it is, but you know I’ve already done it. It was just teasing, unless, of course, you want to do it!” I smirked.“No, I don’t!” she giggled. “But I do want to do this...”She pushed me down on the bed and pulled off my shorts, and quickly sucked me until I was hard. She straddled me and impaled herself on me and began slowly moving up and down, grinding into me when she took me fully inside her. I. I stand here today, before these witnesses and whatever dieties they believe in, and declare my love, my loyalty, my protection, my very soul to these women. Without them I would be nothing. Victoria Marie Cross, Catherine Zoe Wiggins, would you honor me as lifemates, to bear our children, to share our love equally between us, for the rest of our days? If you do, from this day forward, we will be one."We all managed to get "I do," out before the tears started. I lifted their veils, and kissed. As the festival was nearing its end, our AI informed me that the troop transports were preparing to return. The problem was that the biometrics from those boarding the transports weren't a good match for our crew members. We quickly determined that while there were a few Dutsuz on the transports, most of them were not our crew. We were 6 hours above the programmed rendezvous point so we just monitored the progress of the transports without revising their destination to our new location. When.