“I can’t do it,” she says, “You see, I’m a transvestite.”The man is aghast. He swerves violently off the road, and pulls the car to a scre...ching halt.“You fucking cheat!” he screams. “You’ve been playing off the ladies’ tees all week.”Q: How do you know when you’re really ugly?A: Dogs close their eyes when they’re humping your legMemories from Chuck B ‎When I was in an all-boys high school, back during World War II, there was a fellow student with the surname of Cherkov. You can imagine how a. Ok, Mom, I love you too,” I hear Rachael say ending her call.I pick up the phone and dial my house as Mom answers the phone. Nosey Miss Rachael puts her head close to the phone so that she can hear.“Hi Mom, I’m in a hotel with Rachael, I’m going to take her home tomorrow. Katy and her boyfriend will bring my car back,” I say.“Is Rachael ok and did she call her parents,” Mom asks.“Yes, Mom she’s beside me safe. I’ll be home Monday,” I say.“Ok, but you take care of her she’s like family to us,”. “Hello.” Jack said. “Jack, can you come get me. I’m at a party and they have alcohol, I’m drunk and these guys are trying to get me into the bedroom.” His sister Amanda said on the other end. “Okay sis I’m on my way.” He said as he hung up the phone. He kissed me and he was gone. An hour later Jack arrived at the party house and could her his sister’s painful screams. He knocked on the door and a young man answered. “How can I help you boy?” The young man said blocking the door. “Tell. Distant. It was obvious to me, even then, that she blamed me more than she blamed you.” Her eyes went distant as she relived the past. Alec reached out and took hold of the hand that had been wrapped around the coffee cup. “Social Services and the Police obviously said the opposite. That it was all your fault, that none of it was mine. I was put into the temporary care of a foster family during the court case. Afterwards ... I was still with them; mum wanted nothing more to do with me. They.