I locked up my valuables and checkbook in my safe. I left her some cash for food and hoped for the best.Six days later, I came home and walked into th... house. I stood agape as I looked around my home. The place looked cleaner, brighter, and the furniture had been nicely rearranged. There was a hominess about the place that I had never been able to achieve.Pat came out of the bathroom wearing rubber gloves, shorts, a t-shirt, flip-flops and carrying a bucket of cleaning paraphernalia, “Oh, hi,. I was no stranger to woman and had heard girls cum before, not just from porn. Not saying I was some big ladies’ man but definitely made a few girls cum in my time. Drifting back, I reminisced about the few sexual encounters I had. Thinking of Polly from the store and how we had a quickie in the storage room or Beth at school, where she sucked me off in the toilets. Also losing my virginity to Carly at the house party and how great that was for my first time. God knows if it was hers but it. We chatted, and before we knew it, the sun was starting to rise. We sat next to each other, sipping coffee as we watched the sun go up. "Mark, I forgot how we used to love to do this" she said, as she held my hand briefly. "Thank you for coming over like this." Heck," I said. "What else was I going to do, sleep?" We shared a laugh, and she went to get us more coffee. When she got back, she bent over to put it on the table, and I recognized the look on her face. I could tell without even asking. Hey, someone’s got to tell the truth about the great Confederation of Canada. And this openly bisexual Haitian-American law enforcement professional is more than happy to do it. Folks, if an asteroid hit Canada, I’d be happy. It’s the most evil place I’ve ever seen. Every single person living there is a hypocrite and a bigot. Without exception. Doesn’t matter what color they are. Damn. Do you know how sad that is? To be constantly surrounded by freaks like that? At least in America we have.