" I got up from behind my desk and went to open the door for her."Oh," she said quietly as she turned to the sound of the door opening and walked care...ully over to where I was standing, "Well, I mean, I thought the way you said it," She began to say before she stopped and shook her head, "Never mind. That's okay. Yes, I'd love to go. It sounds fun."I held the door open for her and as she came close I simply asked her "If I did, would you have a problem with that?"She froze but didn't look up at. The morphine tanked his vitals so I gave him some Narcan IV to counteract the morphine. But it's made him crabby as hell. I put four sutures in the bleeder in his ass and packed it with gauze."The flight nurse praised my report, "Sgt., it looks like you've done an excellent job. Thanks for not closing the wound, it would only make things worse. Don't worry I will take good care of your friend."I complained, "I'm not crabby when I'm not in pain."Banzai, shook my hand and said, "Godspeed Jack!. I've been watching my wife Aggie (don't dare call her Agnes) for years now, sometimes from the closet, sometimes from a chair next to the bed, and sometimes I'm in one hole while someone else is in another. I found out early on in our marriage that no one man was ever going to be enough for Aggie. Remember the ugly duckling story? One day an ugly little thing and the next day a beautiful swan? That is similar to Aggie in that one day she was a virgin and the day after we consummated our. He was wearing a flowing dress that flapped in the wind, revealing a massive dragon underneath that resembled a garden hose.'Who are you?' Manny asked the seven-foot tall beast. 'I thought we all evolved already.''How dare you, pygmy man. I have an MPA.' The African swept Manny's items and computer off the desk.'You mean MBA nigger?' Manny asked.'No my friend.' He pulled his flappy robe off. 'Master in Penile Arts. Mine is from the lost jungles of Africa. I penile fenced monkeys to hippos and.