"PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto ...o see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when. "He stroked Martha's arm, but she pulled it away."I run a night-club and brothel," she said. "And you are strictly for hire, mostly to some of my male customers. I don't get my pleasures with my stock-in-trade, I can't afford my prices." I will take men on as well as women, if I can live in real comfort, and not in a prison," said Grant, looking round with obvious distaste at the bedraggled and worn furnishings of the terminal building."This whole planet is one big prison and we are all in it,". And the pictures of theshirtless movie starts had increased their lustFinally, Steve could not contain his need any longer. He lifted his assfrom his father's controlling fingers, kissed deep at his dad's dick, evenusing his tongue to taste his father's foreskin, before turning to Lee andin as serious of a voice as he had ever used to his father, the son said,"Screw me, dad." What?" Lee asked."Yes, yes, go ahead. There's no need for us to wait." Oh Stevie, I do want to make love to you," the. He gasped and panted in a distinctively female voice as he shivered intoa cold sweat.His clothes now far too large began to change also, embracing his newfigure.The legs of his pants melted into one, pleats formed as it begun toclimb up his body forming a skirt. As it raised it revealed a pair ofdainty white stockings climbing up his hairless legs.His trainers had thinned and moulded themselves into low, shiny heels. Asingle wide strap bearing a bow finished off his new foot ware.His shirt.