”Amy angrily yanked herself out of the cops grasp and yelled, “Idiot ! I'm the one who---” was all she got out before the female cop yanked her ...y her shoulder, dragging her down the hallway and said, “I'll be so glad when we're done with you. If you're not humping somebody, you're bitching and complaining !”Amy gave her a How Dare You ! look and said, “I've been sexually assaulted TWICE, while in your custody ! I'm going to sue this entire department and you two specifically !”Amy continued to. She looked like Large Marge from "Pee Wee's Big Adventure". She was so hefty, I expected to see Han Solo encased in Carbonite behind her."Welcome to Shady Lady Detective Agency," motioning her in to be seated and immediately concerned if the flimsy IKEA chairs I had hastily assembled could survive her mass. Her eyes darted across my desk, stopping first on the red Solo cups I put there to add class to the joint, then to my overflowing ashtray with 102 butts I could count with the ease of. Lynn grabbed the blanket to cover herself, but her dad walked over and told her it was okay for her to show off her body to him because he used to bathe her and thought she looked attractive for a young lady. He caressed her arm and bare thigh, then said to both kids, I will not say anything about this to anyone, but I need to be a part of it if you want me to keep quiet. Otherwise, you two could be in a lot of trouble. Do you not know that incest is illegal and the police could arrest you for. Whywould I think that? Still, there was some kind of siren call to thatdress. I just couldn't resist it.I grabbed the dress, putting it between a handful of other clothes Igrabbed at random and took it to the clerk. The girl at the counter'snametag read "Kira." I don't know why I thought that was important atthe time. I made small talk with her as she rang up my purchases. Amongthese things were a baby girl's pajama set with fairies on them, astrapless bra, two sets of boxer shorts, two large.