My boyfriend once said my thongs were thin enough to cut cheese, but I don’t think they are. Maybe a soft cheese like dairylea, but not cheddar or a...ything. I do know they can cut through chocolate cake. About a month ago. Holly was out for dinner but the rest of us and Naomi’s boyfriend were home. We were all a bit drunk, and there were two chocolate cakes in the living room (I think Holly left them there). None of us could be bothered to wash up a knife, so Natalia suggested I used my. I intervened and said where’s Pat, just down there he replied, has she got some cream my shoulders are burning I didn’t think we were coming this far, yes of course and we went to where she was, we said our hellos and Pat gave me some cream and I asked Helen to put it on, as she rubbed it in my shoulders and back, she said to Ron I bet you wanted to do this didn’t you, he laughed, then Helen reached round and grabbed my boobs or was it this, as I grabbed her hands to stop her.Helen said to Pat. Looking at my hardness she held it admiringly in her hand. “And you’re built in such a way that any man would love to be.” As she gently stroked me, she kissed my lips again then said, “Sit down on the couch Toby.” I plopped on the edge of the cushion, knowing what would follow. “I’m ovulating Toby,” she said, chuckling. “A woman my age should be going through menopause. Do you know what that means?”I nodded my head and said, “I’ve heard my mom talking about it with her friends. It means that. "Please sign here mame," the delivery man told her, handing her abeautiful bouquet of roses and a delicate lace wrapped box.Excited now, she smelled the fragrant roses as placed them on the tableand then sat down and opened the small package. She undid the bow andremoved the top. She opened the tissue paper, lifting out some scarletred silk lingerie. It had a push up bustier top attached to a one piececorset with a small scarlet red g-string. The box also contained matchingopen toe 5 inch.