‘It sounds like your tips would be good.’ I threw the envelope on the table. She started counting and by the time she was done, she leaned back in...her chair. ‘Holy fucking shit,’ she said.’You hit the mother lode, girl.’ ‘Well, that’s not all tips,’ I said. She paid me four hundred for the private show and an extra hundred for the strip at the pool. The rest of it is tips.’ ‘What did Lisa tip you?’ ‘I don’t know. She didn’t tell me who did what and it doesn’t matter. That was just awesome. Usaki choot bahut taeet thi. Aur oongalee daalate hee use dard hone laga. Ab mein apanee jeebh se usaki choot ko chaatane laga, to use bahut maza aa raha tha. Vo aahahhh dev pleez mat karo pleej mat karo bol rahee thi. Usaki choot se paanee aa raha tha aur choot bahut geelee ho chuki thi. Phir mainne usaki choot ko dobaara se choosa aur phir apanee pent utaar dee aur use bola ki tum mera underwear utaaro. Ab usane mera underwear bhi utaar diya. Aur mere lund ko gaur se dekhane lagee mainne lund. Since the main communications computer knew that direct communication with the planet Mars was now impossible thanks to the sun being directly in the path, the signal was sent across the solar system to another communications satellite in orbit around Ganymede. It took forty-eight minutes for it to arrive there at which point it was re-routed and sent to another satellite in orbit around Mars. This leg of the trip only took eighteen minutes. And so, one hour and six minutes after being sent,. .smiling. Not a big smile, just a little cat-that-ate-the-canary-grin. A straight line with upturned corners and that mischievous twinkle in my eye. At least my reflection thought I should be proud of myself. I looked at the rest of the reflection. My chest hair is black and curly with a little gray for distinguished character. My face had a few lines, reflecting my years of scowling at students who failed to reach their potential in an oral answer or written submission. Once I was a college.