She slapped on my cheek. “Please mom in law please don’t beat me” I said with low voice. She shouted “Idiot, tell me.. why your cock is not er...cting?” Squeezed my testicles. “Mom in law, from the age of 5 years I used to masturbate 10 times daily. That’s why my cock is not erecting properly.” I replied politely. She pulled my testicles down. I cried with pain.Kiran, latha, my wife laughed. Kiran kept my wife’s nose in his mouth and chewed like chocolate. “Mom in law, your daughter’s nose is. “While you both think I need my head examined, I have an idea that could revolutionize an industry that is nearly dead, while making me the money to do all kinds of sh ... stuff!”I got their attention! Jenn took my wallet and took a dollar, “You came too close to not pay the dollar.”“I love you!”“When was the last time either of you gentlemen have been to a drive in theatre?”They looked at each other, with Ken saying, “Michael, they use up land, can only function after dusk, and usually get. Our host poured him a glass of Scotch, his favorite drink. I had one, too. He told me to come over and sit on the couch next to him, and of course I jumped at the invitation. He told me to stand in front of him and turn around slowly, and he told me what a nice ass I had, and felt it up. My cock started tingling. I sat down next to him, and our host put in a VHS porn tape (this WAS the early '80's) Of course, it was a gay flick, and it was about black guys and white sissies. They weren't. When I pulled his pants down an 8 and a half or 9 inch dick popped out, I loved it when I saw it. I have only seen one bigger to this day then that. As my eyes popped out of my head when I saw it I took it in my mouth slowly and stated to message the head of it with my tongue as I slowly bobbed my head up and down. This feels good John said drenched in pleasure. I took my finger and messaged his butt hole and slowly pushed it in and out. As his cock swelled he grabbed my head and in a split.