One Saturday I was on the bus I got a call from her.Her: Hey where you at?Me: Hey hon, on the bus. We’ll have to take the first class today.Her: Lis...en, mom’s going with Dad to her sister’s. Did you want to fuck me on my dad’s bed remember?Me: Um yeah!Her: Well today might be your lucky day.(“Fuck yeah,” I thought to myself.)Me: And your sister? Is she not going to be around?Her: She is not back from the hostel.(That was enough to give me a hard-on in public transport)Me: I’ll be there in 20. The woman slapped his face and reported him not only to the dating service but also to the police. The dating service offered to fix him up on another blind date and the police took a report. There was no crime here, just a question of impropriety, bold assertion, and questionable dating decorum. ‘Norman, what do you have to lose? It’s only a few dollars to reregister your profile on this dating service site. They’ve already e-mailed you that they have the perfect woman for you. You just might. I could only shake my head in useless denial and sniffletearfully in reply. "Yes, I think so," she decided for me with chillingfinality. "You're nothing but a silly little baby girl; one desperatelyin need of potty-training and diaper discipline."She turned to the front and started driving again, and minutes later weturned into Aunty's street and drove up her driveway. Alison and Brendawere inside the house eagerly awaiting our arrival, and they watchedfrom the landing as Aunty June seized my. I told her that was perfectly fine with me and that I understood. I also promised to be a perfect gentleman, although my other head was telling me otherwise. Tina dropped her towel onto a lounger and stood before me in a very sexy bra and panties. I tried not to look, but it was more than obvious and I again began to apologize for the umpteenth time. She turned red and said it was only natural. I turned and dove into the pool to hide my massive erection. I surfaced at the far end of the pool.