Better yet, I’m the type that will purposely look the other way or find a flaw on the chick even if it’s not worth mentioning and exploit it just ...o bring her back down to earth. I don’t know what good it really does because woman like that get their head blown up so much and so often, Mr. Regular like me doesn’t really affect them. But I for one won’t be on their list of guys sweating them. I’m a prideful guy and think that I am a good catch for the right woman so I won’t allow a woman to. Not this time. I haven’t heard from him since we signed the papers last year.”“Then what is it Mom? Please tell me.” Sandy loved her daughter and they had always been close. Sandy knew her daughter preferred women, to men, but she did not care, she was her daughter and would back her decisions in life.“I did something really stupid last night and then this morning. I hurt my very best friend in the world.” “Pete?” Annie said. “You know?” Sandy asked.“Oh Christ Mom. I have known for a long. “You think so? These things are always tacky and predictable.”“I wouldn’t know, I have never done one, which is why I thought we could try it out tonight, even if it ends up being ‘tacky and predictable’ ( he said in a mocking quote). We will still get a laugh out of it.”“I’m sure we will,” I answer, seeing the excitement on his face and not wanting it to dissipate.We approach the entrance hearing the sound of curdling screams coming from what I hope is a sound speaker, the smell of artificial. She then pulled her panties down letting them pool at her ankles before she stepping out of them. Next she undid the buttons on the front of her dress and let it pool on top of her panties. Then before I had a chance to say a word she had reached back and unhooked her bra. I watched in amazement as it dropped to the floor next to her sundress and panties. She was now standing there completely naked as the day she was born. I was just standing there staring at her with my mouth hanging open and.