The road to El Paso was in real good shape, so we took off lickety-split in the Oldsmobile. We made the trip in two days, at least a day faster than b... any other means of transportation.I put on my male disguise, and Alan and I started our search through the saloons and bordellos of the city. We made no secret of being Federal Deputy Marshals, so we got no shit from any place we visited. We were looking for Homer Simpson, who was easy to spot from his description. He was so damned big that he. How did the meet go?”I told him it went fine and we talked a little more when he said, “Listen, I wanted to apologize for the other day again. I didn’t know you were home and you had to walk in and see me going to town on myself. Like I said, your aunt and I had not got along for a while and it had been years since we’ve had sex so I have to do that from time to time.”I asked, “Well how long has it been since you’ve last done that to yourself?”Uncle Pete chuckled, “You don’t even want to know.. Once inside she told the husband to fix us all more drinks and turning to me she said “Evan tells me my tits are driving him crazy so I better get them out” and with that she opened her blouse dropping it to the floor, she was wearing on old style bra which looked reinforced to hold her massive tits. When she reached around and opened it her tits flopped out and down below her waist band, the nipples where like cigar butts and the dark rim around them the size of saucers.“Well, what do you. I do know this: I love you two more than life itself, and there is literally nothing and no one more important to me. I had sex with Todd, and I might have developed incestuous feelings for him. I think I just want that for you too, sweetie. I want to be in love with you both to some degree. Would that be okay?" Are you saying that you want to have sex with us again, or just one of us at a time?" Will you hate me if I answer 'Yes.' to that question?" No, Mommy," she responded, wrapping her arms.