. Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?"CARTROUBLEA blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. Sh... tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.She says, "What's the story?"He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"SPEEDING TICKETA police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.She replied in a huff, "I wish. ” She gave me a curious look. “He tried to pull a fast one on me by telling me he didn’t have any homework, when he meant to say he didn’t have any here. He really left it home.”Marilyn replied, “That little shit!” but she was smiling as she said it.“So, I chewed his ass and asked if he wanted me to make daily phone calls to his teachers.”She glanced back towards the door. “I’ll chew him some more when we get back home.”“I like that idea. Why do I have the funny feeling my first born is not. It was late but I thought it would be great to learn. I arrived at his door dress in a school uniform as he said to help replay what I was going to do at home, we greeted a hug and kiss as I entered we had a drink to relax and proceeded to the bedroom putting my bag down with spare clothes, I was directed to stand in front of the bed Andy proceeded to walk around me stating this was part of the process feeling my legs and my ass standing behind me pressing his body up close rubbing my tits, I. “Mom, Dad, I don’t know how to ask you, so I am just going to ask you. Would it be possible to have your blessing ... so I could ... uh, ask Beth out on a date?” I said softly, barely able to look in their direction.My mother-in-law and father looked at each other then back at me again with a blank look on their face. I had decided on this method, thinking it was better they thought, I asked permission, then to have went behind their backs, which we had already done.“Oh Jeff, I don’t know, I.