"All ri..."But the bra quickly interrupted, "-We'll be up in a few minutes, Gloria!!" Glo-??" Will you be quiet for once, Herman!! Why didn't you tell...me it wasn't just a simple body swap?!!" I was surprised! Here I was, just dropped off by the company car pool; I get out of the hearse, and-poof! I'm in the living room! Besides, you dumb old mad scientist, why didn't you figure it out: You and Gloria's bra traded places!" Oh, no!! Do you know what this means, Herman?! Disaster!!" Disaster?! How. Anyway.... back to the very dark room I was in. She backed against a wall and guided my head towards her cunt. I lifted her short skirt and pulled down her panties. I eagerly buried my face in her crutch. My tongue was flailing all over the place but eventually found her slit. I licked up and down, trying to get to her inner lips. It was dark and she wasn't opening her legs. I was getting frustrated.I couldn't really smell pussy and I just couldn't find her clit. What was going on? Then it. "Agents walk in, grab Desire by her arms and walk her away. The presidentwatches them go with a little smirk on her face.The she walks to me, stands over me. Is she going to make me cum outtoo? Ah damn. I don't know what to do."And were you enjoying fucking her?" she asks."Not really. All I could think of was how to get her off of me." Who in this house would you like to fuck, if you had your choice?" I don't want to fuck anyone. I want to win." Never mind winning. Pretend it's not about that.. I’d buy some chocolate Easter bunnies and ask about his lifesaving merit badge. How does that CPR work?10) The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate. What I’ve noticed is that it doesn’t scare off sex either. It’s after sex that he flakes out.11) Bigger isn’t always better. Ghirardelli doesn’t sell big pieces of chocolate and it’s good stuff. Big chocolate items usually taste like wax. Chocolate Easter eggs come to mind. Small is just a different kind of enablement.So let’s ask the.