. Looking at the porn ... I guess that must've helped you figure things out, right?"Nancy gave a short, cold laugh. "Yeah. So I'm watching these dirty...movies, and of course the point is to make the guy who's watching it feel good about himself, you know? The girl's all moaning and twisting and it's stroking his ego. And he's supposed to go, 'I am a manly man, I take exquisite pleasure in my ability to please women in bed, ha-ha, ' and then he squirts all over the keyboard. Well. Here I am, and. Now, I'm not a bad looking guy either. I'm a former All-District football player who continues to lift weights and run three or four times a week. I am 5'11", with good tone and muscle mass throughout. I have brown hair, brown eyes, and one heck of a smile... or at least that's what I've been told! Ashley and I have been friends pretty much ever since I married my wife, and over the years we have been more than a little friendly. We used to flirt back and forth all of the time when I first got. .. Sidhe-bane,” I replied forgoing all Morgana’s titles yet adding one I knew would give great offence in response to the herald’s eclectic boast of Goibhniu being the king of this world.“What matters your poor attempts at grandeur,” sneered the herald.“About as much as a claim to a world that one has neither conquered nor been recognised as liege Lord,” I chuckled.“Queen Oonagh herself gave title to this world to the weaponmaster,” boasted the herald.“And I gave my Mage the title of. He invited me to stop by his apartment. I was nervous and very curious, but I decided to go. When I knocked on his door, he opened it and said hi, come in. He was kinda short and a little chubby, but overall OK looking.I felt safe enough to go in. Once inside, we started talking to get to know each other a little bit. He put on a gay porn video and we got talking about first experiences and stuff. I was getting horny and asked him where the bathroom was. I went into the bathroom and took off my.