"The only surprise that I can see here is that bed and as I've already told you, I'm not interested." The bed is only part of it," I chuckled in respo...se, feeling very mischievous even with Vicky being in the mood that she was in. Still I wasn't stupid and I decided not to push my luck. Instead I clapped my hands loudly and waited for the rest of the surprise to show itself to Vicky. It didn't take long.A door on either side of the bed opened and my two shape-shifters appeared. Naturally they. Eventually.”“But what did I do?”“What would you do if I called Jim Robbins a nigger?” Jim was our six-ten varsity center and had led us to a Regional victory in basketball this year. And he was black as coal.“You’d never do that. I don’t know.”“But you’d want to keep hanging out with a racist?”“Well ... Probably not.”“So being a sexist is the same thing.”I pondered that for a few minutes as we drove toward the water park. It was a sunny day but would only reach the mid-70s. That might keep the. ”How are an oven and a woman alike?You have to get them both hot before you can stick the meat in.Remember what’s worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook.Well, you know what’s worse than that?Getting eaten out by Jaws.What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.Why was the stamp commemorating prostitution so unpopular?You had to pay an extra ten cents to lick it.What’s the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?You can’t hear. She was tired and very happy by the end; and crawled out to the corner to have a piss.Then we all climbed back into bed, smelly from vagina to bollocks to arm pits, snuggled up and fell asleep in a tangle of arms and legs. I dreamt I was fucking an octopus, which was proving surprising fun. When I awoke, the two girls were up, washed and dressed. My breakfast beverage was sitting by the bed.“Thank you”, said Milla, “could you manage Tomalty tonight or do you need a rest?”“Oh, let’s see how it.