I faked being sick (my mother knew I was faking,but she let me stay at home anyway; I found out later) and waited untilshe left for work. It was an ho...r before school started that she leftfor work, so I hurried up and got dressed and snuck into my schoolafter the first bell rang. I hid in an upstairs closet that was next tothe gym. My class had gym the second class of the day and I waiteduntil I heard them come in to change. I waited until they went outsideto class and I went into the girl's. I hadn't had time to let them hit me. Then all but Matt went back and Matt got me to do two shots with him which was beginning to kick in. I asked them to tell Peggy I wanted to go home. Matt said OK, and he stuffed me in the car.He left and I lost track of time. I laid on the horn and then Peggy came out with her shorts on and not top. Steve was on the porch. I told her lets go. Peggy said she would be a minute. She left and I waited a few minutes and then started blowing the horn again. Now. But on the third day, I began to see a little bit out of my left eye.”Canada ... Home of the Free!TRANSLATING WOMEN’S ENGLISHYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoWe need = I wantI’m sorry = You’ll be sorryWe need to talk = I need to complainSure, go ahead = I don’t want you toIs my bum fat? = Tell me I’m beautifulDo what you want = You’ll pay for this laterI’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re deadYou have to learn to communicate = Just agree with meBe. Me: yes I do afraid, but I don’t have any choice.Sumit: Yup, so now I have to add one more thing to my plan of your trip to Shimla.Me: what plans?Sumit: I will tell you after we went to Shimla first tell me do you know any slut or whore?Me: yes once in my college there was a girl named “shobha”.Sumit: good, now you are going to be the slut of Shimla in this one week.Me: what?Sumit: don’t be shocked, In this week you will have sex with more than 12 guys.Me: Now I am feeling very afraid, but I.