V. A man walked into an agent’s office for an audition, as he had a strong desire to be an actor.He acted, he sang, he danced, he told jokes, and di... pratfalls, after which the agent said.“You’ve got a lot of talent. Whats your name?”“Penis Van Lesbian, Sir.”“Excuse me? What did you say?”“Penis Van Lesbian”“You CAN’T have a name like THAT in show business.” The agent replied.“Penis Van Lesbian is a long respected name where I come from, and I will NOT change it!” As he stormed out the door in a. I could still taste traces of my pussy on his tongue. I then began to guide him inside me. "Holy shit," I shouted. He was A LOT thicker than I'd thought. "Oh, baby, you're stretching your mommy's pussy!" Jason groaned. "Mommy, you're so tight. This feels so good!" After adjusting to his thickness, I began to bounce up and down, even giving a little swirl as I came down. My little boy was in heaven, with his eyes closed and his mouth slightly open. I decided to give him a real show by turning. "We have a problem." What is it?" The next scene. No offense, but I don't know if I can get it up for you." Don't worry, just follow my lead."She walked over to the director, and I followed her."Excuse me; I don't know if I'm really comfortable with the next scene." You have a problem fucking Jack?" Yes, actually." But aren't you two dating?" Yes, and I want our first time to be intimate, you know, something special that we can share just the two of us."The director rolled his eyes. "I'll tell. Once little lower than angels,Men were now but women's playthings,More like demons in Dante's hellsThan a heavenly host with wings.When no longer soft, sleek, and fair,And young enough to look lovelyWith long, curly, and well-coiffed hair,They felt, full force, their misery.Abandoning men for otherWomen, women took as their bridesOr husbands--or just as lovers--Deaf to the old men's anguished cries.Happy in their sterility,Women with other women layAnd, careless of fertility,Saw sex as but a.