Mom caught me staring at her trying to divine her response and quickly shook her head at me.Liya finally responded, saying, “While that might be fun... I won’t. Those don’t leave the house now that they’re here.”Near the end of the show, Carol said, “I can’t wait anymore,” then climbed into Dad’s lap.He had been sporting a stiffy on which Carol unceremoniously impaled herself and began slowly gyrating, though her body still faced the TV. Sandy immediately knelt between Dad’s legs and put her face. How else would she get famous?Precious came down the stairs, wearing three-inch heels that were open-toed to show off the vibrant toenail polish she had. Her hair bounced around her shoulders, the thin straps of her negligee-style top shift on the thicker straps of the black bra she wore. She reached the bottom of the stairs, her hips swaying in the tight, white capris she wore.“God, I’m ready, Mom,” she said.I frowned, staring at her capris. I didn’t see a thong peeking out. “Turn. ”When we arrived at the suite of their five-star downtown hotel Max let us in and explained he was bisexual, he was also a blond, hunk of a man. “My lady and I have an arrangement, I can have my pleasure from another man as long as she has hers from another man at the same time. I am looking forward to watching you pleasuring my lady. Her favorite and my favorite is hung, pretty younger men with taut bodies. And we love stretching our sexual boundaries.“The concierge who made these arrangements. I could be in a lot of trouble. Howdid I get this drunk?I was still confident that I would get away with nothing worse thanwearing panties. The last thing I wanted to do was to see a woman in askirt today.Initially Eve tried to argue that we should include schoolgirls. I knewI had no chance and refused to agree this. Eve said "I am still going towin anyway. I'll tell you what, I'll even agree to exclude women of 60or over."At this point I thought I was safe, I could not have been more.