Hoopophilia:- The urge to **** the center on your high school's varsity guys basketball team even though you are a guy yourself. 20. Automotivephilia:... The need to have sex with your car, no matter when, where or how. 19. UnwashedLaundryophilia:- The desire to have sex with dirty unwashed laundry. Any guesses why the laundry needed to be washed in the first place? 18. Crossaphilia:- The desire to tackle the first person to win a high school cross country race and **** them til they cry for. It might have saved him, too, if he’d known about us. But it’s too late for him, because she found George and Dick, who are her real soul mates, I think.George and Louise are both voracious for all kinds of knowledge on sex, and as soon as Marcie or I teach one of them something, they practice it on each other until they’re both pros. Together, they’re progressing a lot faster than they would have done on their own, and it wouldn’t surprise me if they were Guides themselves in another year or. ’ ‘Katrina, I don’t understand. It seems we have the same feelings towards each other.’ Jeffrey moved closer and took her hand. She didn’t resist. ‘I must tell you why I am unsure. As my mother and I moved from place to place, many men offered to help us. Men with titles, honorable men, who gave my mother gifts and told her many things. She knew what they wanted. She was young, pretty, and alone with a child. So she did what they wanted, to protect me. As I grew older, some make the same offers. Sheela started picking up few things she had left on the floor. I was appreciating the view she was providing, even more as she was swaying her ass nicely and displaying nice cleavage.She caught me staring at her yet again!Sheela: (sighing) I don’t suspect you have any extra clothes with you.Me: What do you mean?My ex-girlfriend pointed out that we were drenched and had to change.Me: No. The jacket saved my shirt. My trousers are slightly drenched but I should be fine.Sheela: You will catch a.