‘I can think of another way you can warm me up.’ ‘Nuh-uh,’ you shake your head, ‘you’re too cold to touch, kiddo.’ ‘Not everywhere.’...I spread my legs and pull your hand to my cunt, already hot and wet with your care for me. Sighing at the heat and my obvious arousal, you slip a finger between my lips, and then a second, spreading me open for you. You start to kneel in front of me again when I reach for you, stopping you. ‘I have another idea.’ Directing you, I turn us around so that we have. . real place,” I said.“Frogmorton?”“I grew up there until I sailed around the world.” Then I confessed, “It’s a National Forest now.”“Yup ... you’re her,” she said. “I never heard of a woman named Surprise before.”“Mom was surprised I wasn’t afterbirth,” I said. “So was the nurse.”“Shingle Bank and Trust of Grundy, Virginia is paying your bills ... evidently ... you are the ‘Trust’ part.” She looked ... confused. “Where are your siblings?”“Russia,” I qualified that, “Maybe.”“Maybe?”“They may. I just couldn't really get my head around the whole situation. Was anyone I knew not screwing around?I adjusted the phone and put it back into camera mode, and at that exact moment, the door on the motel room opened. I was out of the car like a flash, and had them framed on the doorway. He'd lost his jacket and tie, and the back of his shirt was still out the back of his pants.She was buttoning the last of the buttons on her blouse, and then they gave each other a big full on kiss. And I was. I had anticipated some fancy plate of seaming food. Instead, I discovered a cat. A live, purring cat. I was so surprised that I dropped the cloche. Frightened by the noise, the feline jumped off the trolley and raced into the lounge. After a few seconds of frozen stupor, I hurried after him. I found the grey feline resting atop one of the chaises. He just lay there, purring like it was the most natural thing in the world. What the hell is going on? I wondered aloud. First the bestiality-themed.