“Are you still coming trick or treating, Josh? It’s just me, Emma, and Madison. You can carry all my candy, and I promise to give you a reward at ...he end of the night. I love you, daddy.”“Are you going to call me that all night, Payton? You might confuse poor Madison.”“Madison will catch on pretty quick. She’s in love with her dad, and she wants you to make her pregnant. It sounds like her family is no different than ours. Nobody cares if you gave me a baby, and what if we go as a famous. . I need another "r" word. Let's see ... revenge, romance, and ... I dunno, whatever it is, they ain't getting it from me 9 times out of 10!So fuck 'em! - rrAn email about aliens blowing up cities... 2009-08-26This is a real email, exhibited here in its entirety and I found it vaguely amusing. Maybe you will too. Who knows?On 8/26/09, SOL Feedback: Re Talis wrote:Message from: :Yeah, bullshit. Frankly, any person or alien whowould blow up entire CITIES just to 'make a point'is a war criminal,. By now, Sue had reached the opening. She draped the empty bra over the wall, and slipped her fingers inside her suit bottom, pushing down. Her voice echoed over the splashing water. "If I get to look at you, you should get to look at me. And I want you to look at me!" A quick dip and a small hop left her body naked and the bottom of her bikini in her right hand, which tossed the piece of cloth on the wall next to her bra.He saw her, definitely; and she was beautiful, even more now that he saw. His name was Nick. Nick and his friends joined in the conversation. Ashley noticed her friends kept giving him winks, and he winked back. It felt as if they were up to something.The next dayAshley dressed in her uniform, covered her face with make up two - inches thick, and rushed off to school. Her friends, Donna, Maria, Skye and Tracy, went off to do something "important". Through her Pre-Algebra test, she was talking, and so she was sent to detention after school. It was for five whole.